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Post by François Valmont on Jun 18, 2007 13:24:41 GMT -5
One of my best friends went to school with him in Canterbury. Stories of him aren't entirely flattering, but she did have an amusing video of him in the school production...I think it was Godspell.
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Post by Queen Amedessa of Conté on Jun 18, 2007 13:28:34 GMT -5
haha. Yeah... Orlando Bloom can't act. I also am slightly amused that Keira Knightley's boyfriend, Rupert Friend, looks a good deal like him. That's just me being amused though. haha.
I think Will did get better in the later films. Yes, he still was a little woody, but Will's character you just got used to being that way. Sort of stupid, with sparse moments of brilliance. Again, I thought Keira was fine in the first movie, but the second two when she had to interact more with Orlando it was like... well, like someone need to kick their shin under the table to get them to show a little emotion.
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Post by François Valmont on Jun 18, 2007 13:31:09 GMT -5
haha...exactly! That's why he was perfect for Legolas...he didn't have to emote at all!  |
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Post by Queen Amedessa of Conté on Jun 18, 2007 13:32:48 GMT -5
lol. This is awful. I'm wondering what their "wedding night" on the beach was like. The word "passionate" is definitely not coming to mind.
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Post by François Valmont on Jun 18, 2007 13:39:26 GMT -5
LMAO.... I'm imagining something "terribly British". |
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Post by Queen Amedessa of Conté on Jun 18, 2007 13:46:04 GMT -5
That and the fact that they just did it on a wide open beach amuses me... you know, as if the Pearl and the Dutchman weren't moored just offshore...
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Post by Aislin of Port Legann on Jun 18, 2007 13:49:19 GMT -5
Well, maybe they hid behind a rock or something...
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Post by Queen Amedessa of Conté on Jun 18, 2007 13:51:41 GMT -5
hahaha. How unromantic.
"Well, where are we going to do it? Jack probably has that infernal spyglass of his out." "How about behind this rock?" "Behind a rock, on sand. Right. Let's get started."
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Post by Aislin of Port Legann on Jun 18, 2007 13:53:08 GMT -5
I don't understand the attraction of sex on the beach. Seems like you'd get sand in very awkward places.
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Post by François Valmont on Jun 18, 2007 13:57:10 GMT -5
haha! Exactly what I was about to say...it's bad enough when you've been swimming in the sea! |
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Post by Aislin of Port Legann on Jun 18, 2007 14:01:22 GMT -5
One of my friends knows two people who had sex on the beach. Actually, they wanted to do it on the beach, but there were too many people, so they did it in one of those particlewood showers. They spent the next hour in their room picking splinters out of each other's butts.
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Post by Queen Amedessa of Conté on Jun 18, 2007 14:06:00 GMT -5
Sand bothers me enough when it gets in between my toes... can't imagine it getting 'in between' other places... talk about uncomfortable! I would've spent my day on land more meaninfully and just used Jack's cabin for the, er, consummation 'process'. lol.
Echh. Seriously, why would you even...? well, at least they got splinters to remind them of their bad choice of bedding.
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Post by François Valmont on Jun 18, 2007 14:07:06 GMT -5
owwww....that sounds so incredibly painful...haha...I always love it when the powers that be reward idiocy appropriately!  |
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Post by Aislin of Port Legann on Jun 18, 2007 14:07:20 GMT -5
Actually, they said the sex was really good, and the splinters made it better, because the pain released endorphins.
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Post by François Valmont on Jun 18, 2007 14:10:41 GMT -5
...oh pft! Yeah I'd pretend it was all part of the joy if I had an arse full of splinters and felt like a goon as well. |
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